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MrBubbles said:
JaggedSac said:
dougsdad0629 said:
MrBubbles said:
dougsdad0629 said:
Well, let's see. They screwed with Banjo and turned it from a AAA platformer to a vehicle building crapfest. I'm guessing their next "surprise" will be that Killer Instinct 3 will, in fact, be some sort of dating simulation. Can't wait to bang Orchid!

 

Have you played the new Banjo?

 

 I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.  I've read enough hands-on reviews and previews as well as watched enough videos to know that I would absolutely HATE this game.

LOL.  I love people that have opinions about things they have yet to experience.  Worthless posts from this guy.

 

Completely agree with you.

 

So following this logic, I can`t be a heterosexual male until I have several homosexual experiences (considering one might not be enough to make a solid opinion).

Wow, I never tried looking at things this way. I have been missing so many stuff that I never tried before -incest, coprophagia, zoophilia, self immolation, rape, murder, drug addiction, canibalism. For example, I never tried eating shit because it smelled awful and looked repulsive. Even so, it may taste great (I will never know until I try).

I wanted to avoid BK N&B because it is built on every concept I loathed and hated in the series: repetitive chores that make it feel like work, collect-a-thon based gameplay, artificial methods to extend gameplay time, boring minigames, jokes and references that are there just for the development team sake. Oh no, I can`t dislike the game until I play it. I can`t even dislike the game until I have played it, finished it and collected every useless item. And even if I hate it, someone will just tell me it is my "opinion" (avoiding any kind of rational discussion).

Whatever, I don`t care anymore. I have seem several series I loved turning into shit and eventually dying. Banjo-Kazooie is not the first and won`t be the last. Time to move on.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."