WessleWoggle said:
cool48 said:
WessleWoggle said:
Society says we're not allowed to marry dogs, only reason why we can't marry dogs legally. If we were in society with less considered taboo, you could marry your dog, though it wouldn't be fully consentual. Dogs don't know what marriage is. It could choose to be with you, and love you like a mate, it could lick your sausage and take it in her rump, but it could not marry you, because you couldn't communicate the idea. The same way you couldn't marry a native girl you found, if she couldn't speak. But, with advancing tecnology we may one day be able to communicate ideas with dogs and receive them back...
You can marry your dog, it just won't be reconinzed by the state, but who cares? Your love with make it through all barriers. Hope you find happiness with your furry companion. :')
|
I thank thee for the wishes of happiness but there is only one problem.
The only tings my dog does is sleep, go to backyard(kinda like bathroom for us), eat, drink and sometimes runs. Hopefully when we will be married she will learn to cook and could possibly start a part time job (she would have to stay at home with the kids but she would still have to do her share of paying off the debts we may have) and hopefully she will live long enough to see me turn 30.
|
If only dogs could get jobs. Unfortunatly there's no education for them, and no jobs for them. They could do physical labor, right?
|
Even that though, last Tuesday after we came back from a game of Bingo (which unfortunately she ended up eating her stamp card) she informed me that her stomach was hurting pretty bad after a quick visit to the vet we found out that eating your own crap for three years doesn't always pays off (I guess some of us learn the hard way) hopefully though she will be able to apply for worker's comp and finally buy that car she has always wanted. Of course she would have to learn to put her seat belt on before she could get her license but I'm sure she will learn inside 5 months if we train very intensly.
