"The moment the device was filed for patent, it was simultaneously banned, outlawed, and deemed a capital offense deserving of the death penalty in every single government on the planet. All knowledge concerning its existence was erased, the laboratory that it was invented in was burned to the ground, and just for good measure, everything in a 100-mile radius of the laboratory was also burned to the ground. After sixteen tactical nuclear strikes on the site and an extensive campaign to systematically deny any nuclear strikes took place, the governments of the world finished the operation by dismantling Invent-o-Smart and summarily executing everybody on the staff and (for good measure) everybody they were related to, friends with, or whom they had had any contact with in the last 165 years."
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Okami
To lavish praise upon this title, the assumption of a common plateau between player and game must be made. I won't open my unworthy mouth.







