Some kids will get their Xmas ruined.
"Bohoho, mommy. I said a Wii, I wanted a Wii".
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."







