Recently my school had some big expo thing with a million people trying to sell "college lifestyle" crap like computers, microwaves, iPods, snacks, and random things like gym memberships and windsurfing trips. They had Guitar Hero contests and some other games and even some really bad live quiz show with a really hideous blond chick with fake tits hosting. I entered every single raffle and left as fast as I could, and I won a $200 gift card at Whole Foods. They e-mailed me the day I got my wisdom teeth pulled. I bought a ton of ice cream.












