The Ghost of RubangB on 12 November 2008
Okay I read that whole Ladder Theory page. I guess my bands and weird facial hair have made me very novel, so lots of ugly chicks with short ladders want to get at me. When I shave, I lose my novelty but then my attractiveness goes up 'cuz I'm not hairy and gross anymore, so then hotter chicks want to get at me. Looking back, I think I always get a new girlfriend right after shaving, and they start cheating on me when I get hairy again. It's a vicious cycle, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna shave every day for some hot piece of ass.
