I think it's more or less assured at this point that anything Nintendo-branded is going to get loads of bad reviews, simply because the incumbent game review industry is starting to catch on that Nintendo's Blue Oceans are encroaching on their territory as well as developers' territory. And much like how computer gaming magazines initially slamming and then completely ignoring anything that came out on the NES, it won't make much (if any) difference for anybody who's actually likely to be looking at the games being torn apart in the first place.
Sky Render - Sanity is for the weak.