noname2200 said:
I choose laugh!
To save folks the time, a quick summary: 10) Miis are stupid. Nobody likes Miis, because they're lame. Avatars are totally cool, though. 9) New technology sucks. No one likes motion controls, or touch screens. Do what I'm telling you to do, and stick with the traditional controllers, like Sony Microsoft Sega(?). 8) Easy games are easy! Give me hard stuff, like that Castlevania game. Man, it'd be great if there were Castlevania games on Nintendo systems nowadays... 7) Ports are bad! No more ports! You don't see XBLA Classics, for instance, or downloadable PlayStation games. Have some dignity Nintendo, no one likes to pay for old stuff. 6) Exclusives are awesome, and Nintendo doesn't have them. Why can't they be more like the PS3 and 360? They totally have third-party exclusives up the wazoo and stuff. 5) You shouldn't let third parties make Wii games for you anymore. (Yes, they're really in this order). 4) Give us moar of your classic franchises. Your new stuff sucks. I want you to bring back your old series. Like Viewtiful Joe. That was my favorite Nintendo game ever, so much so that I know who the developer was. 3) Waah! Friend Codes suck! I don't wanna make friends in RL! 2) Casuals suck. why doesn't daddy luv me anymore... 1) Listen to your fanbase, by which I mean me. Pandering exclusively to us totally paid off in the GameCube era. Remember how you rose to heaven on our wings, and we totally didn't laugh at you, or call you kiddy back then? Yeah, those were good times...And now you think you're all special and stuff, just because people are buying your products in droves. If you'd just listened to me, you totally wouldn't still be sold out. Stupid Nintendo. WHY WON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS NINTENDO!!!!??? |
This is by far your best post EVER, absolutely EPIC WIN. I have nothing I could possibly add to this thread. =)
