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jesus kung fu magic said:
SmokedHostage said:
jesus kung fu magic said:
SmokedHostage said:
jesus kung fu magic said:
SmokedHostage said:
jesus kung fu magic said:
SmokedHostage said:
It's clear that Mario isn't interested in Peach at all. They're just friends. I mean if you can live in a kingdom for over 20 years and not age, you probably wouldn't be bothered with saving a princess once in a while.

 

 Well you dont just jump over goombas or go half way through the galaxy just for a "friend". Just face it mario wants something but he cant get it because he has no game.


 Believe me, if the man can jump 5 times his height, throw creatures over 20 times his size, throw fireballs from his hand, be able to fly with nothing but wings on his hat, surf on a Koopa shell, Grow several times his size with the help of a large mushroom.. I'm sure he can get laid.

And a couch could get laid if you think about it........

Seriously mario is the sadest character in video games today. He cant get laid by peach but a mutant turtle does it with ease.

 

That title belongs to Cloud.  He STILL can't except Aerith is dead and isn't coming back.

 

Cloud at least can get a girl but wont do anything because he is homo. Mario tries his best to get peach and yet he get this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzEZ-sXAXL4

 Mario at his prime (which is really sad)

That was made by Seth MacFarlane.. not Nintendo..

 

But it basically is what happens at the end of every mario game if you took out the E rating

 

Luckily, they're ALL rated E. except SM64 and back because they're rated K-A if at all.

 



Pixel Art can be fun.