Game characters that piss the J man off

[SmokedHostage]

jesus kung fu magic said:

SmokedHostage said:

jesus kung fu magic said:

SmokedHostage said:

jesus kung fu magic said:

SmokedHostage said:
It's clear that Mario isn't interested in Peach at all. They're just friends. I mean if you can live in a kingdom for over 20 years and not age, you probably wouldn't be bothered with saving a princess once in a while.

 

 Well you dont just jump over goombas or go half way through the galaxy just for a "friend". Just face it mario wants something but he cant get it because he has no game.

 Believe me, if the man can jump 5 times his height, throw creatures over 20 times his size, throw fireballs from his hand, be able to fly with nothing but wings on his hat, surf on a Koopa shell, Grow several times his size with the help of a large mushroom.. I'm sure he can get laid.

And a couch could get laid if you think about it........

Seriously mario is the sadest character in video games today. He cant get laid by peach but a mutant turtle does it with ease.

 

That title belongs to Cloud.  He STILL can't except Aerith is dead and isn't coming back.

 

Cloud at least can get a girl but wont do anything because he is homo. Mario tries his best to get peach and yet he get this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzEZ-sXAXL4

 Mario at his prime (which is really sad)

That was made by Seth MacFarlane.. not Nintendo..