The Ghost of RubangB on 08 November 2008
All the illegal immigrants I know have fake social security numbers so they can get real jobs. That way, they actually pay money into social security, but since they're not citizens they won't get any benefits from it later in life. So they're dumping money into our system for us, as an immigrant tax.
They also never commit any crimes because they don't want to get deported. One was a prostitute to pay for college, but that's a victimless crime, heyooooooo.
