ZenfoldorVGI said:
Hapimeses said:
Awesome. I'm emigrating. But not to California. When bored, I'll visit to squash puny, locust-like liberals who are so in awe of the machoness they can never achieve that they voted-in the Terminator to lead them, even though they are ideologically opposed. I could kick Arnie's ass and have California bow before me as their new bubble-gum-chewing king -- we all know that the feotal monarchy of the US is just a wimp's version of a proper goverment anyway; what they need is a good king leading with his own Cogs of War! -- but I'll be to busy with their beer and women to care.
Or something.
Oh, and Metacritic sucks, just to stay on-topic. If you don't think that's enough to stay on-topic, say hello to Zenfolder's pumped body sporting guns larger than your dad. With chainsaws attached. And lasers.
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When you reload, and don't do it stylishly, be sure to scream "Ah, nuts!" in a deep manly voice. That's how we roll.
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I see why they call you Zen. There is clearly much for me to learn.
And, since I'm here, I also recommend that anyone needing reviews simply find a reviewer that shares their tastes. You'll get far more from such an individual than you ever will from Metacritic.
Also, if anyone dares drop the whole AAA nonsense in my direction I will cuss, chew bubblegum, kick ass, and start grunting at them about my nuts. I reckon a large moustache like my avatar would fit as well, or am I moving a peaked hat too far into homoerotica?
