Metacritic isnt going to convince me to like your crappy game.

[Hapimeses]

ZenfoldorVGI said:

Hapimeses said:

ZenfoldorVGI said:

Andy said:

I blathered on for bloody ages -- let's cut that crap out!

I liked the part where you said that Gears 2 was better than Resistance 2 and KZ2 combined.

 

Heh! On that, it very well may be; unlike the rest of the world, I'm not holding too much hope for KZ2 (but I am buying R2). Indeed, since I bought my new PC, I've been enjoying Gears a fair bit, lately; it's a great piece of overly-macho silliness. And given I worked for Games Workshop for far too many years, I can certainly appreciate the angle it takes. A lot. Chainsaws are full of win.

Personally, I'll be more than a little gutted if the rumours of Gears 2 hitting PC are just that, rumours.

Oh, and Gears gets an 'All Out Of Bubble-gum'/10 from me. Eat that, Metacritic.

 

lol, in America, it's not macho-silliness. That is actually how we act, all the time, except with more cussing and guns. I'm actually holding a gun right now, and me and Don just got finished pumping iron. After this I'm gonna watch me some porn, and eat a steak, drink a beer, watch the game.

You probably think I'm kidding...

Just cause you see California on TV a lot, don't let it fool you. The rest of America are like Cogs with no war on.

Awesome. I'm emigrating. But not to California. When bored, I'll visit to squash puny, locust-like liberals who are so in awe of the machoness they can never achieve that they voted-in the Terminator to lead them, even though they are ideologically opposed. I could kick Arnie's ass and have California bow before me as their new bubble-gum-chewing king -- we all know that the feotal monarchy of the US is just a wimp's version of a proper goverment anyway; what they need is a good king leading with his own Cogs of War! -- but I'll be too busy with their beer and women to care.

Or something.

Oh, and Metacritic sucks, just to stay on-topic. If you don't think that's enough to stay on-topic, say hello to Zenfolder's pumped body sporting guns larger than your dad. With chainsaws attached. And lasers.