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Marriage is defined as the union between a white man and a white woman.  Why do blacks want to be treated the same way as white people?  They can have the same rights, but let's just call them "stupid different black unions."

 

Feel free to change the underlined parts to gay, straight, civil unions, or anything else for even funnier jokes to show how pathetic the whole argument is, and to show that it really is an attack on civil rights.