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stof said:

Here's a quick rundown of SIGNS (damn you Goose!) Don't worry, I'll blank out the spoilers

Oh my goodness, we've been visited by aliens smart enough to travel through space and hover above us in cloaked ships but too stupid to operate a doorknob. But don't worry, God caused your brothers failed career, your wife's death, your son's asma and oh yeah, An alien massacre that kills untold thousands (if not millions), just so your son would survive and you'd get your faith back. Believe in god, he kills thousands of people with Aliens, but your kid lived, so he's compassionate.

 

  1. FUCK I hate that movie.
  2. You forgot one: The highly intelligent aliens that can't handle doors also decided to invade a planet where everything is made of water and water is their one fatal weakness.  They even ran through fields covered in dew.  Bring a raincoat retards.

And yeah, I didn't think about propulsion for the lights.  I still think it's bullshit though.

Also, Food Network is one of my random networks I watch but nothing interesting was on it.  I usually cycles between Food Network, Discovery Science (Discovery channel is shit now), and the National Geographic channel.