Eh, just use WWE tactics and Pick up one and start power bombing kids into other kids. I'm sure their weak necks won't take that kind of punishment.
Then again, if any of you have played with a 5 year old and are in your 20's, I don't care what kind of shape you are in, they will wear you out rather fast.
My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.








