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I believe the hardest part would be keeping the kids from mobbing up on you. If you're in a corner, just imagine 50 kids, all pushing you into the corner... How could you fight back, really, if the first 10 kids you knock out just become a ramp for the other kids to hit your head?

The real trick here would be to have alot of running endurance - Being able to out-run the kids, knock a few out, and then run somewhere else before they catch up to you. I've had 5 year olds grab onto my legs. It is VERY hard to get them off sometimes, especially if there are 49 other kids trying to do the same thing.

So, since it would be easy for kids to bog you down and bring you to a halt, I would say I could knock out like 30.