The funniest thing happened today when I was at the gym. I am sitting there on one of the bikes and on ESPN McCain and Obama were both making appearances. Some 70 year old lady walks by the screen, sees Obama on it, and she fucking flips him off with the angriest look on her face!
I was laughing my ass off so hard! I wanted to go up and tell her that she better get used to seeing his face, because he is going to be President the next four years.
Hell, I wouldn't even do something so childish if Nixon or President Bush was on the screen, and both of them deserved to be flipped off.
In Texas, the GOP is the official party of self-proclaimed ignorance.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...." Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson
