Cool thread WessleWoogle
I have this effective morning routine that has worked pretty well for me the last five months or so. I usually get up at 7:00 a.m. I've connected my alarm clock to the loudspeaker system so that it plays heavy bass techno like Vitalic - 'La Rock 01'
When the woofers go loud my glamorous girlfriend always pushes me out of bed. I immediately walk unsteadily towards the toilet, grabbing with me a crust of stale bread in the kitchen. I then take a dump while playing a PSP game. I turn on the ventilation so that she and her three girlfriends can shower (we all live together). One of them is modeling and we all get to ride her luxury car on her way to work, so that's pretty cool. At this point I usually linger around for a while confused, wasting time wondering what to do next. The girls make breakfast and we all eat together. If I'm in the mood I help them out. Last thing I do before we leave is to shower. When I fuck up the time they all go mental on me. That's why I had to setup that alarm clock loudspeaker system in the first place.
