cdude1034 on 03 November 2008
| bardicverse said: I'll tell you how it will go down I will become president of the United States. I will call everyone in the other countries little whiny b*tches. They will get mad. I will throw down yo mama jokes on Gordon Brown and offer him a dental plan. I would tell Kim Jong II to stop eating people's pets. I'd tell Ireland they can join our side if they help build robots that kill humans, because Guinness is awesome. I'd tell China they can join us if they make everyone as badass as Jet Li. I'd tell all the nations and tribes of Africa that all of their suffering was caused by the French and the Dali Lama. Japan would join us and help make citywide EMP systems to black out all cities we invade. Then we'd send in the robots on all four sides of each country we didn't like and tell them to destroy all life. Yay! |
You forgot the "laser" that you had installed on the moon. You could call it the Alan Parsons Project...
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