Jackson50 said:
Uhhhhh, everything is wrong with Sweet Tarts. You have to pass out the good stuff-Reese's Cups, Butterfingers, KitKats, Almond Joys, Zero bars, and so on and so forth. I was very much dissatisfied when people gave me Sweet Tarts, tiny boxes of Nerds, Laffy Taffy, and etc. Let me tell you...the people who displeased me had a nice present from me in the form of forks in the lawn, toilet paper in their trees, and (if I found the treat particularly egregious) eggs on their house/car. |
I didn't say Sweet Tarts was the only thing I was passing out. I only mentioned that I had eaten a good amount of them since I like them. I had plenty of good candy to hand out in various forms. Hey man, the shit's free anyway, you should be greatful you even get free candy from strangers, albeit some can be riddled with razor blades, etc. Shit the last time some little prick tried to egg my house he had some nice paintball wounds to lick at the end of the night.
