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RCTjunkie said:
akuma587 said:

In other news the ant is a slave to the capitalistic system. He goes to work everyday, he mows his lawn every week, he tips his waitress 10% everyday, he shops at Wal-Mart every week, and he is very well-insured. The ant was found with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head in a sleazy motel outside of Flint, Michigan.

 

 ... the ant's family commented that he used and invested his money unwisely and solved a temporary problem with a permanet solution.

Coming up next, an entire colony found frozen to death when the government provided equal insurance and pay, no matter how hard they worked. The colony decided that they would get paid anyway if they did no work, and no preperation for winter was completed.

Good, they can join the families who lost members of their family who didn't have health insurance, so they couldn't afford to go to the doctor to get even basic preventitive care.

 



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson