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akuma587 said:

In other news the ant is a slave to the capitalistic system. He goes to work everyday, he mows his lawn every week, he tips his waitress 10% everyday, he shops at Wal-Mart every week, and he is very well-insured. The ant was found with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head in a sleazy motel outside of Flint, Michigan.

 

 ... the ant's family commented that he used and invested his money unwisely and solved a temporary problem with a permanet solution.

Coming up next, an entire colony found frozen to death when the government provided equal insurance and pay, no matter how hard they worked. The colony decided that they would get paid anyway if they did no work, and no preperation for winter was completed.