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GodofWine said:
This saturday I'll be at a wedding where the only other person I know is my wife..and she is in the wedding...Im either gonna be bored as hell, or drunk as hell and bored.

Sit next to an old woman and when your wife walks by poke the old woman with your elbow point towards your wife and say "I've slept with her."