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Seriously. I think killing off effigies is awesome and hilarious. Hanging a black effigy is racist and horrible. Hanging a white effigy is awesome and hilarious. I'm not saying that blacks are immune to effigies. You just don't hang them. You burn them or impale them. I think it's more appropriate to do it to Bush or Cheney right now, or to impale Ted Stevens with a series of tubes, but whatever, I'm a free speech nut and a big fan of Halloween.

Fox is insane to think that a Halloween decoration (note: Halloween is when you're supposed to put fake dead bodies every where once a year, and ever 4 years it's a couple days before an election, so political figures are popular, not news at all) is more newsworthy than an actual half-baked hate group assassination conspiracy. But then again, Fox's top story is about an interview Obama gave 7 years ago in which he talked about how the Civil Rights movement failed by stopping at equal voting rights but didn't pull any minorities out of poverty, but explained in a way to make me think he's an evil communist.