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^^ LIAR.... we all know you hate eggs, do you really think this sudden egg love will fool us ???

In other news...

Every year the moon rotates a little farther away from the earth, in a hundred years there will be no more full solar eclipses, then some day it will just float away leaving us with no more flood and tide and nothing for dogs and coyotes to howl at...

which is ok since the earth is turning slower and slower every year.. in some thousand (or more who knows) years the earth will stop turning so one side will be dark and frozen forever while the other will burn...

which is ok since by then the sun should run out of energy and turn into a supernova destroying our entire solarsystem...

which is ok since it will take the blast from the sun about ten minutes to get here...

so everything will be just fine