I stopped reading after the title and "in my opinion". Then checked the replies, and found out that there's a great change your opinion is incorrect.
Okay, but after reading it, I have to say - this has no proof at all. You just said what you wish would happen, and did your best to come up with an excuse for it happening.
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/userreviewdisp.php?id=261
That is VGChartz LONGEST review. And it's NOT Cute Kitten DS