LBP v SMG
Cons
LBP is offensive to Muslims
SMG is offensive to short, fat, Italian Plumbers who loves mushrooms.
I am going to go with LBP......because of McCain/Palin....I now hate plumbers.
“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
Stephen Henry Roberts