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I don't know if anyone around here noticed, but I know a lot of useless information.

We can start Gergenisms:

David Gergen doesn't need need to be bipartisan, everywhere he goes people on both sides are afraid to be proven stupid.

David Gergen doesn't have a tongue behind those shiny white teeth, only another fist.

No, David Gergen has a mic in his pocket AND he's happy to see you.

People think David Gergen has no enemies because of his fairness and an even hand, that's not true, he has no enemies because he hunted them all down... one... by... one.



I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.