You're John McCain. You got 2 weeks before the election. What do you do?

[NJ5]

That Guy said:

 

Urrr. he did that and lost in the primaries to Bush.

 

Let's be a little more creative than "its inevitable that McCain would lose"

 

I went with the time machine angle because all the suggestions I could think of wouldn't work anymore...

It's too late to dump Palin, too late for him to start pretending he knows something about the economy, too late to not turn the campaign into ineffective mudslinging. I can't think of anything which isn't too late for.