Happy 20th Birthday DMJ!

[DMeisterJ]

bardicverse said:

DMeisterJ said:

bardicverse said:

BeTa77 said:
20 years and a virgin.....

 

I was about 20 when I lost my virginity, glad I waited too. The last thing I needed was a chick complicating my teen years. Besides, I rock so much harder than all of you, so I should be a testament to hanging out on shacking up.

 

Oh, and when that day comes that you get that title taken from you, DO NOT do it with another virgin. SOMEONE should have some experience otherwise there's a lot of blood involved. LOL

Ew... disgusting.

I'm eating b-fast.

Anyhoo, thank you everyone for the cakes with penises on them, lulz. And thanks for saying Happy b-day!

haha yeah dude, my junk looked like a murder weapon

Okies. 

Enough about "junk" and "murder" and such.  >.>

Back to my birthday, and how you can all Paypal me four or five-hundred dollars.