| The Ghost of RubangB said: 1) I would wish for a magic box that duplicates anything I put into it. I can double my money forever, as well as tasty food and drinks I have on me. I'd have a bottomless everything. 2) I would wish for immortality. 3) I don't know, I only need 2 wishes. If I was immortal and had unlimited money and resources I'd pretty much save the world from every crisis ever. What would be a good 3rd wish for my situation? I guess.... the ability to teleport with what I'm wearing and anything/anyone I'm holding onto, so I wouldn't need to wait around at airports. I'd never need a designated driver, and could just get wasted and teleport all around the world and then straight into bed. |
Damn dude, that's a good idea...I was wondering with my three wishes what I would do about money. I mean, yeah, I could live forever, but how gay would it be to have to work too!
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
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