I figured out why Nintendo became so dominant in Japan

[nintendo_fanboy]

RolStoppable said:

nintendo_fanboy said:

RolStoppable said:

The "I figured out why" threads are my creation which has been copied twice already. "Nintendo became so dominant in Japan" is already the seventh outing of my series.

Damn, I'm just missing way too much stuff that is going on on this site. What were the others about?

I figured out why...

DMeisterJ doesn't own a PS3
Nintendo makes Wii Music
the Wii's attach rate is lower than it could be
Nintendo isn't localizing more games for America
hardcore gamers "hate" the Wii
nobody ever takes my posts seriously

I can't find the Wii Music thread, but it was the worst one, so you aren't missing much anyway.

EDIT: I thought you knew about this series of threads, because earlier in this thread you said that you were expecting this one to be a joke. I must have a bad reputation.

Well I know you, and that is actually enough to expect joke threads behind everything that says "RolStoppable" on the front page