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Don't you realize it yet? This isn't even about video games anymore. Nintendo plans on buying the whole Japan to use as a headquarters and eventually taking over the world. Think of yourself as analogous to the inevitably doomed resistance movement in any future oppressive world government pieces of fiction. By supreme mandate eventually everyone will be casual. Games will be replaced by interactive experiences.

You'll come around, they all do.