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Kasz216 said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Some of the manliest men in the world suck penises. You guys know that right? Tell them they're feminine and they'll break you in half. Seriously, some of the Queer guys in Hollywood and San Francisco look like Mike Haggar. They could drink your blood from a straw after giving you a spinning piledriver.

Coincidentally i saw someone that looked exactly like Mike Hagger the other day.

Same haircut, same mustache, same facial structure... like identically.... he was really buff... and he was in a suit just like Haggar wears at the beggining of final fight.

Best part of all... you could tell it was completely unintentional.

 

Oh hell yes.  For years I've wanted to make a movie out of Final Fight, but I thought the only way I could do it was to go back in time to the 80's and get a young Schwarzaneggar to be Haggar and a young Van Damme to be Cody.


I must come to Ohio and find my Haggar.  The whole movie will just be one tracking shot down a street that goes on forever, and the guy suplexing and piledriving 100 guys in the same clothes in a row and then beating up a really big Jamaican.