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Lol! Nintendo is like your abusive boyfriend. Even if you WERE serious, Nintendo knows you'll never leave. He'll come pick you up from your mother's house, take you to Applebee's and let you order that desert you like. Then, he'll take you home and make sweet sweet Mario love to you. You'll wonder why you ever left!


........then Nintendo will punch you in the eye for no apparent reason. But you'll be back.