The Ghost of RubangB on 17 October 2008
When you have wax in your moustache, you can't get it wet at all or the wax will immediately come out of that one part of your moustache and then the whole thing will be asymmetrical and look like crap. So if you have a big badass super-manly 1800s Belgian moustache, or a U.S. railroad tycoon style one, you have to drink with a straw, making it the manliest thing ever.
Also, drinking from a straw is totally neutral, like eating a sandwich, or sleeping.
