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The Ghost of RubangB said:
With these magic fingers I play a game called "Count the Orgasms in Under Ten Minutes" and I haven't had any complaints. When I use my magic tongue I get asked if I was trained by lesbians. And when I use my magic wang I hear "Hurry up and finish. I need to sleep." Nintendo has made me a robot.

Oh wow O_o