Guys, are you proud of your gaming skills? Maybe you shouldn't be...

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noname2200 said:

famousringo said:
C'mon, how hard is it to apply all that manual dexterity in bed?

Just think of it as a game... maybe pinball. Try to keep your ball in play and shoot as many high-point targets as you can without shaking the table too much. Get as many jackpots as you can so you can beat your high score.

I always thought of it as a game of Tetris myself: Rack up the maximum number of points while staying alive as long as you can. Massive combos are harder and riskier to pull off, but lead to greater rewards, but there's nothing necessarily wrong with settling for quick, consecutive strikes. Let things pile up too much and you're out. The game speeds up as you go along, and no matter how good you are it inevitably comes to an end.

Oh, and it's a timeless classic that you want to revisit again and again, no matter how many times you've played.

 

This post is just so full of win... Wow... You know you're cool , right?