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I quit smoking two weeks ago. I haven't had a drink in nearly a month.

Most. Boring. Month. Evah.

I'm not going to quit drinking, though. I'm heading to San Diego in two days, where I plan to drink enough Sierra Nevada to drown a horse.




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