Pirates are not as cool as ninjas

[Onyxmeth]

TruckOSaurus said:

SHMUPGurus said:
You guys are forgetting something...

Ninjas have shurikens, Pirates have parrots.

Parrots = Win.

You can throw a shuriken at the parrot so parrots lose!!

 

But you can throw a parrot at a shuriken so...no wait. Damn.