Pirates are not as cool as ninjas

[Onyxmeth]

zexen_lowe said:

Cougarman said:
ninjas can kill you while you are shitting, pirates can shit on you.

This

 

Ninjas are cooler than pirates, I mean, look at a pirate, would you want to be dressed like one? The only cool pirate is Jack Sparrow. On the other hand, look at a ninja. They're cool. And they have kunais and shurikens.

 

Not all ninjas are cool.

Plus pirates have given use those Carribean movies and that porn movie with pirates in it. What the hell have ninjas done for us lately? I'll tell you what. Nothing, that's what. Now this is what pirates have been doing for us lately.

Oh yeah!