1. I guess cat girls since it gives you something easy to pull when you take them from behind. Honestly, though I don't really get off on those half animal women. Maybe just the chick from Darkstalkers, but it's more for those claws. Meow.
2. Well i've done the latter already, but the former just doesn't sound too appealing unless she's really hot for a 44 year old. Like a Diane Lane type. As bad as this is going to sound, the pregnant thing is weird, but it gives you one less reason to use a condom.
3. I scratch the side of my sack the most, so below the belt. I alternate between that and scratching my nose, and then I wonder why the world smells.
4. Definitely Bridgett from Guilty Gear. No, in all seiousness, it's Tom Selleck's doppelganger Mayor Mike Haggar from Final Fight.
5. I have an extra thick sausage in the freezer. Maybe I should take it out so it can thaw for tomorrow.
Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.
