5 Random Guy Questions

[Mistershine]

1: Hmm, tough one. Bunnies go at it all day but cats spend a fair while bent double licking themselves, so cats win.
2: 20 years older(GILF FTW!!).
3: Nuts.
4: Duke Nukem. The videogame incarnation of Chuck Norris.
5: I have an extraordinarilly fat feline.