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dougsdad0629 said:
 

You couldn't be more wrong if your name was N. Correct living on Mistaken Rd. in the town of Wrongsville.  You know how to get to Wrongsville don't you?  Just follow Nofucking Way.

Funniest thing I have read in a long time.

 

 Thank you.  I'll be here all week.

For my final joke...

A little boy is walking through the park with his dad and sees 2 dogs doing it.  When he asks his daddy what they're doing, his dad simply says, "Making puppies."  Later that night, the little boy walks in to his parents bedroom while they're having sex.  When he asks his daddy what he's doing to mommy, his embarassed father says, "We're making you a baby brother or sister."  To which the kid replies, "Flip her over.  I want a puppy."



Keep this in mind when reading what I type...

I've been gaming longer than many of you have been alive.