The year is A.D. 3010 and the fanboy wars have been plaguing the world since 2092 with the simultaneous release of the Xbox 3240 (that's 9 revolutions in case you're wondering), the PS11, and HDWii 9. All three big company plans had succeeded in creating the ultimate fighting fanboy to destroy each other.
The Xbox 3240 with it's GPU decieves the player's eyes so that they can't recognize the difference between game and real life. Microsoft launches each 3240 with a copy of Halo 12 telling the story of Master Chief fighting against Sony and Nintendo. Xbox fans literally become Xbots and each don their special edition spartan armor (comes bundled with every Xbox3024) and energy sword. At the top of the Xbot leaders is a descendant of Starcraft, unlike other Xbots his arsenal of weapons includes Fable magic.
Playstation takes a different approach that they've been investigating since the dawn of PS3. No one had any idea that Sony Selective Memory Syndrome was actually caused by the Cell processor itself. Since the PS3 era, Sony searched for a way to control mass amounts of humans with the power of the Cell. PS11 gave each system an individual a.i. to control it's human host, as a result Sony fanboys gain insane amount of intelligence (and floating point power!) and go off to war. A descendant of Megaman2 leads the PS army, with his insane thriller dance steps and Michael Jackson smooth moves he is a force to be reckoned with. Megaman2's descendant, with the use of parasites, can also inhabit and control any young boy's body. (as long as they are under the legal age of adulthood)
Nintendo took the smartest and cheapest approach in creating a master fanboy soldier. By creating games like Wii Fit 8 or Wii Sports 12, Nintendo was able to condition their soldiers unknowingly. When the HDWii 9 launched, the second a player's hand touched the Wiimote their muscle functions would sync with it. Though the Wii player's mind remains intact, their muscles are controlled by the Wiimote. Miyamoto leads the Wii army, his brain incased in a glass case, he basically looks like the boss in Metroid... Though the Wii fans may not have superhuman equipment or powers, their massive numbers are enough to stand a threat.
Since the beggining of the war, human civilization suffered countless days (around 78,840 days actually) in fear of the fanboys. The world lies in ruin, cities destroyed, the human spirit is broken. The few humans that remain live underground in fear. Led by a descendant of Clive Owen ZenfolderVGI, he is the only one to overcome all three consoles. Buying all three consoles at once Zen's great great grandson with his Budhist powers defeated all three consoles by curving one bullet. (Yes I know he's not in the movie)
But today October 7th 3010 is a special day, Zen's group, whilst rummaging the ruins of Pennsylvania for food discover a survivor.
The survivor delirious and starved bellows "Save the world, kill a fanboy" 
to be continued! Not!
