Who would you rather open a chain of puppy farms with super mario or sonic?

[Words Of Wisdom]

rocketpig said:

Words Of Wisdom said:

rocketpig said:

No thanks. I'll choose Tails. He looks like he'd be a good assistant.

Sonic is good with puppies and Tails is a great assistant.

Just watch:

Wait, are you just trying to trick me into watching nine minutes and thirty-four seconds of a Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon?

No, I already did that.  Now I'm gloating.