I actually got severely trojanned (Vundo, and Outerware) some day without noticing it. After a long period of time trying to remove it, I got a new scanner advertised to remove those threats.
So it scanned, found them, gave a description of each infection. One of them was "Scans computer for Viruses fake and real and charges the user to remove".
So, I click remove. Get the message "This is the free version. Only the full version can remove Spyware. Please click here to buy!". I was unhappy as I manually edited the register and removed what I could.
See Ya George.
"He did not die - He passed Away"
At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.