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I'm at home sick (damn cold or flu or something) and I was uploading some pictures to photobucket, thought I'd put them here for no damn good reason. I don't think I've ever showed a picture of me here, so I figured I'd let you bask in my splendor...or shrink in horror, whatever. I'm going to fap either way.

 

 

this is me on top of some mountain in North Carolina, doing a little hiking and bike riding.

Still on a mountain somewhere, apparently it's cold.

 

me my wife and a dude on the mountain

 

me inhaling a man on the beach with my enormous nose

 

I'm very dedicated to cosplay

 

 

I miss these shades like they were my own child. What you can't tell here is that they fold up into a small little packing for your pocket, like a child. I think my wife threw them away when I wasn't looking

Me taking a bath with a strange man...it's alright though, my wife was taking the picture...and crying

 

 

fresh and clean (you can keep this pic under your mattress everyone!)

 

and my wife doing a little gardening around the house, god I love her.

 



You can find me on facebook as Markus Van Rijn, if you friend me just mention you're from VGchartz and who you are here.