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It happens...

I was walking home the other day and a drunk girl was going in the oposite direction talking (loudly) with her friend who I suspect was also drunk. They were laughing alot and the first girl walked up to me and asked me if I`d like to...lick something...

I said "no thanks, but maybe some other time", and was laughing all the way home.

But seriously, buy a pepper spray or a taser gun (my favorite). I garantee that if you tase his unmentionables he will leave you alone... I`d sure f***in would...



Quem disse que a boca é tua?

Qual é, Dadinho...?

Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!